政治豪劼 &　温柔蒽典: 2011

Dec 23, 2011

问题小孩

豪豪：妈咪，那个肥肥的人christmas 会来我家吗？
妈咪：那一个肥肥的人？
豪豪：这个啦！（指着电视机的圣诞老人）
妈咪：你要他来你家，做什么？
豪豪：给我present咯！
妈咪：那个肥肥的人叫什麽名字？
豪豪：不知道啦。
妈咪： Santa Claus！

豪豪：妈咪， baby怎样拿出来？
妈咪：嗯。。。嗯。。。。
豪豪： baby怎样拿出来？
妈咪： Doctor在你肚子里开一个洞，然后拿出来，过后缝回去咯。
豪豪：啊。。。。。。
妈咪：是啦，像缝衣服这样缝回去啦。

Dec 21, 2011

O Holy Night & Amazing Grace

RhemaMarvanne - Incredible child singer 7 yrs old

Dec 7, 2011

杨培安 - 我相信

在星光大道，听到很多选手都唱这首歌。今天特地在youtube 找出来听一听原唱者的演艺。

Nov 8, 2011

iPod vs airport

现在的年轻人/少年人手上至少有一粒iPod或者iPhone在手。无可否认，Steve Jobs 真的创造了一个很好的产品。让全世界的人可以无时无刻的享受音乐。

今天要讲的东西，不是要推销iPod 或者是 iPhone。今天要讲的东西是关于一个十二岁男孩和他的iPod。日前，本人去了一趟墨尔本，小男孩也跟着去。除非你的父母很有钱，整天带着你出国。不然，这次真的是一个很好的实地训练。至少，这个小男孩可以知道，到机场要做些什么东西。就好象check in, 寄行李，on board这些动作。你要知道在过几年，很有可能他要单身上飞机。到另外一个国家，继续学业。世事无绝对，谁会料到，到时有一份雄厚的奖学金等着你拿着出国。

但是，这个男孩不但没有在注意大人们到底在做什么。而是带着他的iPod，在享受他的音乐。在此声明，我完全没有反对听音乐是一种不良的嗜好。但是，他在不适当的时候，做了这个不适当动作。在这个人山人海的机场，除非他已经知道到那里去check in, 然后，到那里 on board。这样他可以享受他的音乐。因为他知道下一个动作是什么。

但是，事实是这个男孩不知道到那里check in, 到那里on board。他是需要跟着大人们走。所以，我所担心的是，上演“阿猫叫狗，越叫越走”（广东话）。如果是这样，大人们又要费时间到处找人。不要忘记，小男孩是不会听到你在叫他。他带着耳机。除非你站在他的面前，他才知道你在叫他。

出国时，已经讲了男孩一次。回国时，同样是机场，男孩还是这样。他好像不清楚到底他听音乐错在那里。他看着你看他，他把他的iPod拿了下来。过后，他把他的iPod交了给他的妹妹，一个七岁的小女孩。小女孩开始听着她的iPod。我当场昏掉！！！！！！

在旅程的最后一天，男孩的父亲问了男孩一个问题。 “你在这个旅程，学到了什么？”
这个问题，就是要男孩反省一下，到底这个旅程有没有学到东西。也幸好，男孩的父亲问了这个问题。而不是问， “北京好玩，还是澳洲好玩？” 完全没有教育深度的问题。。。。。

Oct 12, 2011

Final Itenary

First day 28-Oct-2011 Click Map

Reach Melbourne
Airport transfer to hotel
Sleep.....

Second Day 29-Oct-2011 - at Melbourne City
(by train or walking, overnite at Melbourne City)

Fliders Street Station
Melbourne Aquarium[http://www.melbourneaquarium.com.au]
Eureka Skydeck[http://eurekaskydeck.com.au]
Federation Square [Schedule]
The Shrine of Remembrance, Royal Botanic Garden and Queen Victoria Gardens
SOUTH WHARF
20 Convention Centre Place, South Wharf [map]
Trading Hours: Open 7 days 10am to 6pm
Friday: 10am to 9pm
Melways Map 1C C2
Enquiries call (03) 9099-1111

Third Day 30-Oct-2011 - Melbourne city to Yarra Valley
(by car, overnite at Yarra Valley) Road Map

TarraWarra Estate
311 Healesville-Yarra Glen Rd
Tarrawarra VIC 3775

http://www.tarrawarra.com.au

Coombe Farm
Estate Wines
11 St Huberts Road,
Coldstream
Phone: (03) 9739 1131
Website: http://www.coombefarm.com.au

Warratina Lavender Farm
105 Quayle Road
Wandin North VIC 3139
(03) 5964 4650
Website: http://www.warratinalavender.com.au
National Rhododendron Gardens
Melbourne VIC 3788
13 1963
Website: http://www.parkweb.vic.gov.au/1park_display.cfm?park=162
Puffing Billy Railway
1 Old Monbulk Rd
Belgrave VIC 3160
Website: http://puffingbilly.com.au

Go to Hotel Road Map

Fourth Day 31-Oct-2011 - The Beach House - Philip Islands
(by car, overnite at Mornington Peninsula) Road Map

Penguin Parade
Koala Conservation Centre
Churchill Island
The Nobbies Centre Penguins website

Fifth Day 01-Nov-2011 - Mornington Peninsula
(by car, overnite at Mornington Peninsula) Road Map

Heronswood Dromana
Sorrento - Dolphin & Seal Sightsee Cruise
Cape Schanck

Sixth Day 02-Nov-2011- Mornington Peninsula - Great Ocean Road
(by car, overnite at Port Campbell) Road Map

Seventh Day 03-Nov-2011 - Great Ocean Road

Local food and wine trails.

Local markets and events.

Local artists and galleries.

Eighth Day 04-Nov-2011- Great Ocean Road - Melbourne City
(by Car, overnite at Melbourne City Road Map

Nine Day 05-Nov-2011- Melbourne City

Queen Victoria Market Map
Melbourne Museum Map
Melbourne Zoo
IMAX Theatre

Last Day 06-Nov-2011- Flight back to Malaysia

To Queen Victoria Market

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Driving directions to Queen Victoria Market

380 Russell St

Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia

	1. Head south on Russell St toward Mackenzie St
		34 m
	2. Turn left onto Mackenzie St
		150 m
	3. Turn left onto Victoria St
		1.0 km
	4. Turn left onto Peel St
		38 m

Queen Victoria Market

155 Victoria St

Melbourne Victoria 3000, Australia

To Melbourne Museum

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Driving directions to Melbourne Museum

380 Russell St

Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia

	1. Head south on Russell St toward Mackenzie St
		34 m
	2. Turn left onto Mackenzie St
		160 m
	3. Turn right onto Victoria St
		500 m
	4. Turn left onto Nicholson St
		300 m
	5. Turn left
		46 m
	6. Turn right
		58 m

Melbourne Museum

11 Nicholson St

Carlton VIC 3053, Australia

Great Ocean Road to Melbourne

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Driving directions to 380 Russell St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia

4 Desaily St

Port Campbell VIC 3269, Australia

	1. Head southwest
		14 m
	2. Sharp right toward Great Ocean Rd
		230 m
	3. Turn left toward Great Ocean Rd
		160 m
	4. Turn right onto Great Ocean Rd
		190 m
	5. Continue onto Port Campbell Rd
		19.5 km
	6. Turn right onto Scotts Creek-Carpendeit Rd
		13.5 km
	7. Turn left onto Lavers Hill-Cobden Rd
		130 m
	8. Turn right onto Scotts Creek-Carpendeit Rd
		9.5 km
	9. Continue onto Irrewillipe Rd
		15.2 km
	10. Turn left onto Tomahawk Creek Rd
		7.4 km
	11. Turn right onto Princes Hwy Go through 1 roundabout
		78.2 km
	12. Merge onto M1 via the ramp to Melbourne/Avalon Airport
		80.6 km
	13. Take exit Montague Street-W3 toward Docklands
		550 m
	14. Merge onto Docklands Hwy/Wurundjeri Way
		1.9 km
	15. Slight right onto Wurundjeri Way
		140 m
	16. Turn right onto Dudley St
		950 m
	17. Turn left onto William St
		270 m
	18. Slight right onto Howard St
		80 m
	19. Turn right onto Victoria St
		1.1 km
	20. Turn right onto Russell St Destination will be on the left
		61 m

380 Russell St

Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia

The Beach House to Great Ocean Road

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Driving directions to 4 Desaily St, Port Campbell VIC 3269, Australia

This route includes a ferry.

888 Point Nepean Rd

Rosebud VIC 3939, Australia

	1. Head east on Point Nepean Rd toward Durham Pl
		200 m
	2. Make a U-turn at Jetty Rd
		16.0 km
	3. Turn right onto Esplanade
		220 m
	4. Take the Queenscliff-Sorrento Ferry to Queenscliff
		10.8 km
	5. Slight right onto Larkin Parade Go through 1 roundabout
		450 m
	6. Continue onto Wharf St
		450 m
	7. Wharf St turns slightly left and becomes Hesse St Go through 2 roundabouts
		700 m
	8. At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto King St
		500 m
	9. Slight left onto Bethune St
		210 m
	10. Continue straight onto Flinders St
		750 m
	11. Continue onto Bellarine Hwy Go through 2 roundabouts
		24.3 km
	12. Turn left onto Coppards Rd
		1.0 km
	13. At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto Townsend Rd
		1.7 km
	14. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto Fellmongers Rd
		1.3 km
	15. Turn left onto Tucker St
		350 m
	16. Turn right onto Breakwater Rd
		1.4 km
	17. Turn left onto Settlement Rd (signs for M1/Torquay/Colac)
		1.3 km
	18. Continue onto High St
		1.1 km
	19. Continue onto Colac Rd
		2.8 km
	20. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto Princes Hwy
		77.4 km
	21. Turn left onto Tomahawk Creek Rd
		7.4 km
	22. Turn right onto Irrewillipe Rd
		15.2 km
	23. Continue onto Scotts Creek-Carpendeit Rd
		9.5 km
	24. Turn left onto Lavers Hill-Cobden Rd
		130 m
	25. Take the 1st right onto Scotts Creek-Carpendeit Rd
		13.5 km
	26. Turn left onto Port Campbell Rd/Scotts Creek-Carpendeit Rd Continue to follow Port Campbell Rd
		19.5 km
	27. Continue straight onto Great Ocean Rd
		190 m
	28. Turn left
		160 m
	29. Turn right
		230 m
	30. Sharp left
		14 m

4 Desaily St

Port Campbell VIC 3269, Australia

The Beach House to Mornington Peninsula

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Driving directions to Cape Schanck VIC, Australia

888 Point Nepean Rd

Rosebud VIC 3939, Australia

	1. Head east on Point Nepean Rd toward Durham Pl
		2.3 km
	2. Turn right onto Coburn Ave
		800 m
	3. Turn right onto Wonga Grove
		240 m
	4. Continue onto Howitt St
		170 m
	5. Turn left onto Latrobe Parade Destination will be on the right
		140 m

3.7 km – about 6 mins

105 Latrobe Parade

Dromana VIC 3936, Australia

	6. Head south on Latrobe Parade toward Hearn St
		140 m
	7. Take the 2nd right onto Howitt St
		170 m
	8. Continue onto Wonga Grove
		240 m
	9. Turn left onto Coburn Ave
		800 m
	10. Turn left onto Point Nepean Rd
		18.1 km
	11. Turn right onto Esplanade Destination will be on the left
		140 m

19.6 km – about 26 mins

Moonraker Dolphin Swims

Esplanade Rd, Car Ferry Terminal - Sorrento Pier

Sorrento VIC 3943, Australia

	12. Head south on Esplanade toward Morgan St
		130 m
	13. Turn left onto Point Nepean Rd
		7.9 km
	14. Turn right onto Dundas St Go through 1 roundabout
		2.9 km
	15. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto Browns Rd
		3.7 km
	16. Turn right onto Truemans Rd
		2.1 km
	17. Turn left onto Limestone Rd
		1.7 km
	18. Turn right onto Boneo Rd
		5.7 km
	19. Turn right onto Cape Schanck Rd
		300 m

24.5 km – about 25 mins

Cape Schanck VIC

Australia

The Beach House to Philips Island

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Driving directions to the nobbies centre

888 Point Nepean Rd

Rosebud VIC 3939, Australia

	1. Head east on Point Nepean Rd toward Durham Pl
		1.3 km
	2. Turn right onto Lonsdale St
		350 m
	3. Merge onto State Route 11 via the ramp to Melbourne Go through 4 roundabouts
		26.6 km
	4. Turn right onto Sages Rd
		1.4 km
	5. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto Baxter-Tooradin Rd Go through 5 roundabouts
		18.2 km
	6. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto South Gippsland Hwy heading to Phillip Island/Leongatha Go through 1 roundabout
		24.8 km
	7. Continue onto Bass Hwy (signs for M420/Phillip Island/Wonthaggi)
		30.8 km
	8. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto Phillip Island Rd Go through 1 roundabout
		9.6 km
	9. Turn right
		2.2 km

115 km – about 1 hour 40 mins

Churchill Island VIC

Australia

	10. Head southeast toward Phillip Island Rd
		2.2 km
	11. Turn right onto Phillip Island Rd
		6.7 km
	12. Slight right to stay on Phillip Island Rd Destination will be on the right
		1.8 km

10.7 km – about 12 mins

Koala Conservation Centre

1790 Phillip Island Rd

Cowes Victoria 3922, Australia

	13. Head southeast on Phillip Island Rd toward Bermagui Cres
		1.6 km
	14. Turn right onto Back Beach Rd
		9.9 km
	15. Turn left onto Ventnor Rd Go through 1 roundabout
		1.5 km
	16. Enter the roundabout Destination will be on the right
		77 m

13.1 km – about 13 mins

Penguin Parade

1013 Ventnor Rd

Summerlands Victoria 3922, Australia

	17. Head northeast toward Ventnor Rd
		88 m
	18. Exit the roundabout onto Ventnor Rd
		2.9 km
	19. Turn left to stay on Ventnor Rd Destination will be on the left
		38 m

3.0 km – about 4 mins

the nobbies centre

1370 Ventnor Rd

Summerlands VIC 3922, Australia

Puffing Billy Station to The Beach House

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Driving directions to 888 Point Nepean Rd, Rosebud VIC 3939, Australia

This route has tolls.

Puffing Billy Station

1 Old Monbulk Rd

Belgrave VIC 3160, Australia

	1. Head southwest on Old Monbulk Rd toward Bayview Rd
		350 m
	2. Take the 1st right onto Belgrave-Hallam Rd
		79 m
	3. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto Burwood Hwy
		4.3 km
	4. Slight left to stay on Burwood Hwy
		3.7 km
	5. Slight left onto Ferntree Gully Rd
		4.3 km
	6. Keep right at the fork
		1.6 km
	7. Merge onto Eastlink/M3 via the ramp to Dandenong Toll road
		24.0 km
	8. Continue onto State Route 11 Go through 5 roundabouts
		37.3 km
	9. Take the exit toward Rosebud/McCrae
		450 m
	10. Turn right onto Bayview Rd
		130 m
	11. At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto Lonsdale St
		800 m
	12. Turn left onto Point Nepean Rd
		1.4 km
	13. Make a U-turn Destination will be on the left
		93 m

888 Point Nepean Rd

Rosebud VIC 3939, Australia